Recording our first EP

Recording at St Mary-at-Hill

The gif above is us setting up for a recording at St Mary-at-Hill, London, in March 2012, during which we committed drums for three as yet unreleased songs.

Because the sound was gargantuan (natural church reverb, huh), we went in again and spent the whole of last weekend plugging away at getting drums and guitars on tape for a five-track EP that should see the light of day soonish.

If you’re in London this Satuday, 2 March, and fancy seeing us play the EP live, come to The Facemelter at The Miller Pub near London Bridge.

Amen.

Live Rock, Curated by Juror Nº 8

Poster for gig at The Macbeth on 20 November

We’re hosting a free event at The Macbeth in Hoxton on 20 November and have invited the following bands:

Buffalo Bones, the headliner, is a muscular rock band, but gracefully so and sans macho pretensions. The three-piece also cultivates a predilection for White Russians.

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Human Wave Attack lists a number of lo-fi acts as its pedigree and, as such, turns down the egos while cranking up the collective beauty. Ayn Rand would be furious.

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Godzilla Black is incredible, all intricate percussion, deranged vocals and effortless licks. The band comfortably fills the gap left behind by the deceased Mr Bungle.

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And, well, Juror Nº 8 is us, modestly trying to re-inject curdled milk into rock music while maintaining a straight face.

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I like a challenging read, so Coelho can do one

Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good -- a stint here might improve Coelho's reading skills.

Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good — a stint here might improve Coelho’s reading skills.

Irreverence towards the classics can carry the potential to create something new and excellent, but there’s reasonable doubt as to whether Coelho’s recent jab against James Joyce’s Ulysses could ever be a harbinger of such literary titty-fondling.

The crux of his facile attack rests on a common-sense distinction that stinks – as most common-sense distinctions do – of intellectual laziness: ‘Coelho says writers fell into disgrace when they sought recognition through form, not content.’

Oh, ok, form vs content. So, Joyce could have written about the exact same things but have chosen different words? Molly Bloom’s monologue would have worked better with punctuation and a bit of an editorial sweep?

Just indulge this thought for a few seconds and imagine how Ulysses would have turned out, had Coelho been its editor.

Wouldn’t we have sacrificed Joyce’s Dublin, a city so soaked in the author’s perception (‘form’) that we find ourselves in a different world (‘content’) altogether: unrecognisable, strange, fascinating?

Perhaps that’s too complicated a relation between form and content for the self-proclaimed ‘literary wizard’ to handle.

It’s also proof that his enterprise to ‘make the difficult seem easy’[1] is thwarted by his own inability to get the difficult in the first place.

One can take issue with many things to do with Ulysses — its misogyny and mimetic schoolboy sneer[2] are two things that annoy me more than just a little — but faulting it for its difficulty and so-called absence of content only betrays and perpetuates a conceited mediocrity that I, for one, don’t need.

SG

[1] Stuart Kelly notes how patronising this truly is, like: thanks, Paolo, for slogging through this turtle-turd of a subject matter, understanding it and repackaging it in simple terms for a dunce like me.

[2]Subject to debate, of course.

Win two gig tickets: name our mascot!

This little guy now has a soul. Give him a name for a chance to win two tickets to our gig at Nambucca, London, on 18 October 2012, promoted by Symptomatic Presents.

Say my name, say my name

Say my name, say my name

HOW TO ENTER

1. The prize is two tickets to Juror No 8′s gig at Nambucca, London, on 18 October 2012, courtesy of Symptomatic Presents, the promoter.

2. To enter the competition, you must suggest a name for Juror No 8′s current mascot. The winner will be the entrant who gives the best answer.

3. The closing date is 1 October 2012, 5pm UK time.

4. Send your response(s) together with your full name by e-mail.

FURTHER TERMS AND CONDITIONS

5. Entrants must be 18 years old or over at the time of entry.

6. If you win a competition, we will notify you by e-mail. Juror No 8′s decision will be final, and no correspondence will be entered into.

7. This competition is not open to members of Juror No 8′s immediate families.

8. No purchase necessary.

9. Sending an e-mail is not proof that we have received your entry. No responsibility can be accepted for entries that are lost or delayed, or which are not received for any reason.

10. Should the gig under item 1 be cancelled or the schedule of the evening change, the prize will not be transferrable to a different event.

11. We will not use your details for purposes other than this competition. Please state if you would like us to refrain from announcing you as the winner, should you win.

12. The prize is not transferrable to other persons or exchangeable for cash or any other prize.

13. Incorrectly completed entries will be disqualified.

14. This competition is run by Juror No 8, London, UK.

15. Juror No 8 reserves the right to amend these terms, including the closing date, at any time. If we do this, we will publish the amended terms on the competition page.

16. Juror No 8 will pass on the winner’s name to Symptomatic Presents for the practical purpose of granting the winner entry to the gig under item 1.

Saturday, 4 August 2012 – in your London diaries!

We’re speedily emerging from a mini-aestivation and will be hitting the stages (maybe even literally) over the next few months.

Our first date is at the venerable The Miller in London Bridge on Saturday, 4 August. Like so:

Facemelter poster with Juror Nº 8, 4 August 2012

Facemelter poster with Juror Nº 8, 4 August 2012

The promoter is reported to choose artists who are ‘…progressive, and who would be influential – rather than trendy – if they were famous.’

NO PRESSURE, THEN.

You can read the whole interview with promoter Kunal Singhal of Chaos Theory on the Joyzine site.

See you there!